Devlin Scarpa-De'Vantos

Quotes by Devlin



"Come on Ozzy, lemme' have this broad n you can have tha' sista'."

"Slick n smooth, babygirl. You pay upfront and tha' fuckin' packages arrive within a few days, simple as that. It's like water unda' tha' bridge."

"Wow, she's a looker."

"Ozzy - oh, oh fuck, Ozzy. Lookit' them legs."

"Yeah, fuck yeah! Ozzy n I got this tunnel out back. Swear ta' God, it ain't for upskirts eitha'."

" 'Little cousin', the fuck ya' mean 'little cousin'. Can't ya' just use 'cousin', dick?"

"Ho-lee-shit, mama Luccenna's gonna' fuckin' kill me for this one, Ozz'."

"Hey-hey babydoll, I can dance to Swing better than anybody in this joint. How 'bout a round, eh?"

"You think you know Swing better than the De'Vantos boys? Keep dreamin'."

"Ho-ho, if mama Luccenna knew the shit we got into.."






General Information

Age: ** 26 **

Gender: ** Male**

Race: ** Caucasian **

Current Nationality: ** Italian-American **

Education: ** High School Diploma **

Previous Occupation(s): ** Pizza delivery boy, Mailman  **

Alignment: ** Neutral Good **

Personality: ** Lighthearted **

Marital Status: ** N/A **


Appearance:

Height: ** 5'8'' **

Weight: ** 162 lbs **

Build: ** Lanky **

Physique and Demeanor: ** Brown Coloured Hair, Pretty Average-Joe-esque bodytype, Proud Demeanor.  **

Eye Colour: ** Brown **

Hair Colour: ** Chestnut Brown **


Skills & Drawbacks:

Computer use: Dev's not too great with computers. He uses one to clock in and out at work, and register the incoming and outgoing stock.

"Christ. Yeah, hold on, lemme' put it in the computer."

Athletics: Devlin's cardio is pretty basic. He's no athlete.

"... I fuckin' hate the stairs, lemme' catch my breath."

Engineering: Dev can probably change a flat tire or repair the forklift he uses to move skids around at the warehouse, but that's about it.

"I don't even know if I have the schematics the right way, man."

Firearms: Dev's only had to use a gun a few times in his life. He's not horrible at it, but he's not going to be winning any competitions in his current state.

"...The fuck am I gonna' do with that?"

Explosives: Dev's set off a few firecrackers in his time, maybe a few improvised explosives back in the day, but nothing serious.

"Woah! Holy fuck, it blew up!"

Biography:

((Still a WiP.))

Tasks & Goals:
1. Don't die.

I kinda' reconstructed this page a bit. Really like the way it turned out.